Darth Snarth and the Gator Good
It was the esteemed German philosopher and patron saint of Hot Topic employees, Friedrich Nietzsche who famously said “he who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster; if you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.” This of course, primarily serves only to prove that Freddy was kind of a creepy son of a bitch and likely far, far too sensitive to survive the absolute goddamn mind-fuck that is neoliberal Twitter.
Well my friends, we are hunting monsters tonight on ninaillingworth.com; although perhaps the term hunting is unfair because these hypocritical, abusive sacks of human excrement travel in self-perpetuating packs of staggering snarkery all over social media. Frankly, finding idiotic “hot takes” from self-righteous, neoliberal imbeciles on Twitter is rather a lot like fishing for pond carp with sticks of dynamite – it’s really just a question of how much spare time and mental fortitude you can muster up to collect your grotesquely oozing, cognitively-impaired harvest.
Tonight’s catch however, is a truly spectacular specimen of sociopathic, self-absorbed stupidity from the commercial feminist wing of Pro-Clinton at all costs, neoliberal Twitter – Brienne of Snarth. Who is Brienne in real life? Who the fuck knows and who the fuck cares; she’s apparently some sort of lawyer, she’s repeatedly quoted in poorly researched articles about feminism/online harassment and she’s constantly featured in bullshit “Tweetstorm” roundups on fake progressive blogs that trade exclusively in identity politics. I should also mention that despite her ambiguous, darkened avatar and the fact that she purposely types like Nell Carter – Brienne is a white, (probably) blonde lady who willfully cloaks herself in someone else’s racial identity to lend extra power to her shame, blame and collect fame act.
Like most of the worst privileged, commercial feminist elements of neoliberal twitter, Mrs Snarth’s main talent is finding a way to make every single goddamn issue she encounters about identity politics and her own, personal role as the sacred caretaker of such. Finally, she’s also either the majority stockholder in Storify or so goddamn lazy she actually thinks she can pass collecting spastic, insulting tweets off as some form of literary essay about important social issues; on a disturbingly regular basis.
So, if Brienne is just some dipshit, neoliberal gasbag with tenuous at best ties to the social media wing of the Clinton cult online, why are we even bothering with her? Well, every once in a while a completely and utterly garbage human being will go off on an unhinged rant so spectacular, so unbelievably inhuman, that it becomes the solemn duty of any capable observer to record it for posterity. In the interests of common decency, I feel I should warn you – this is only going to be funny for about half a second before you realize she’s talking about an actual, dead two year old kid here:
If you’re looking for some sort of witty postscript here, I’m not really sure I can comply. Personally, I cannot even comprehend how fanatical, self-centered and utterly fucking vile you have to be to seize upon the death of a completely innocent, two-year old boy to push your social agenda on Twitter; less than 36 hours after the tragedy for fuck’s sake!
Snarth’s behavior is not only absurdly callous and inhumane, but also completely indicative of the mainstream, faux-left’s willingness to sink to any level whatsoever to demonize white, working class Americans. This isn’t just a lack of empathy, this is a grown woman turning a dead toddler on a Disney World vacation into a social media talking point so she can bitch about white privilege – don’t even get me fucking started on her attempts to use forty-nine dead LGBT people and her own sexual orientation as a justification for this monstrous rant either; some things are just better left unsaid. The real icing on this goddamn cake of disgusting dipshitery however is that she didn’t even have her facts straight; recent reports have indicated the boy was actually snatched off the edge of the shore in a horrifying accident that would have been almost impossible to prevent under any circumstances.
Look folks, it takes a cold mutherfucking piece of human trash to savagely attack an “ignorant white daddy” who reportedly grabbed the alligator’s snout and attempted to pry it’s jaws open in a desperate, but heartrendingly futile attempt to save his son – for negligence and being Caucasian, apparently. There is no joke I can make here to soften that blow and no amount of righteous justification or backpedaling from Brienne is going to change the fact that she hijacked a dead two year old for attention on Twitter; while shaming his grieving father and then doubled down on that monstrous assertion when challenged.
Frankly, at this point I don’t even give a shit how many people visit this page; I’ll know it’s here and sooner or later she’ll know it’s here because let’s be honest – Brienne is clearly the kind of raging narcissist who Googles herself on a near daily basis. With any luck, the next person who decides to quote her in a story or hire her to smear the shit out of socialists online will do a quick internet search first and they’ll know it’s here too.
Jesus fucking christ lady, any sane person would have just apologized and deleted the tweet; but you literally couldn’t fucking stand being told to stop talking shit about a dead two year old boy – by people you don’t respect as equals.
Bravo dipshit; you actually found a way to make the goddamn Alt-Right look good – “delete ur account.”
- Nina Illingworth.
